en.pol | nostril penetration

I was trying very hard to trim my nostril hairs. The small scissors, made specially for this weekly personal maintenance act, were getting blunt, and quite irritated my sensitive nose. Sometimes I resort to plucking the longer hairs with my fingers. God it hurts!

For a while, I realised that I was putting my finger into my nostrils.

Do you think "God" created us such that fingers can be put into nostrils? The purpose of nostrils are for breathing, while that of fingers are for typing on the keyboard, playing the harp and the piano, turning pages of books...

Besides, the nose has its own mecanisms to clean itself : hair, mucus, sneezing, shedding of nostril hairs.

So I can conclude that nose-picking is an act against nature. Fundos take note.

Then, there is also a question of social acceptance, especially in our Asian conservative society. I believe the majority of civilised Singaporeans do not approve of nose-picking in public.

Therefore, nostril penetration by the finger should be banned, preferably under a new Section 377b of the penal code.

I urge the Government to bring up this issue for the coming GE. Votes of the religious, conservatives, and civilised can surely be won over.